Christian Long

‘Greener Grass’ Is A Neon-Saturated Suburban Fever Dream (FILM REVIEW)

Christian Long November 8, 2019 No Comments

If you’re looking for a Fellini-like take on American suburbia, Greener Grass is for you

‘No Safe Spaces’ Is An Egregious, Tiresome White Male Tantrum (FILM REVIEW)

Christian Long November 6, 2019 80 Comments

Oh, won’t someone *please* think of the conservative, white males

‘Joker’ Talks A Lot, But Has Nothing Interesting To Say (FILM REVIEW)

Christian Long October 4, 2019 No Comments

Lacking any real punch, the joke’s on only the audience.

‘Running With The Devil’ Is Sprawling, Uninspired Drug Trade Drama (FILM REVIEW)

Christian Long September 20, 2019 1 Comment

It’s a positively caged performance from the actor known for being unrestrained.

Inter-Generational Discord is the Real Horror in ‘Tone-Deaf’

Christian Long August 23, 2019 No Comments

[rating=7.00] It’s a national conversation that has been repeated so often that it borders on parody. The self-aggrandizing Baby Boomers who scowl and rasp at the entitled and ungrateful Millennials,

‘Once Upon A Time… in Hollywood’ Doesn’t Have A Plot, But It Does Have A Motive

Christian Long July 29, 2019 No Comments

SPOILER WARNING To call Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood a movie in search of an idea wouldn’t really be accurate. Mostly because the nearly three-hour movie is

‘Trespassers’ Is An Effective Use Of Slasher Tropes (FILM REVIEW)

Christian Long July 12, 2019 No Comments

[rating=7.00] Oftentimes, the term B-movie, or its counterpart term, grindhouse, can vary between overly wrought horror or aggressively retrofitted to harken back to the days of worn-out film stock and

The Spider-Brand Has Never Been Stronger, and ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ Flaunts That Fact

Christian Long July 5, 2019 No Comments

Spider-Man is definitely having a moment

‘Avengers: Endgame’ Shows Off Marvel’s Limitless Potential – Then Squanders It Almost Immediately (FILM REVIEW)

Christian Long April 23, 2019 No Comments

Avengers: Endgame teases what the MCU is capable of, but never really indulges in it.

‘The Public’ Shines A Compelling Light On An Overlooked Problem (FILM REVIEW)

Christian Long April 5, 2019 No Comments

[rating=7.00] Back at the dawn of the 1990s, Emilio Estevez wrote and directed Men At Work, a darkly comedic tale about an unsung staple in our social contract, the garbage